How It Works

This page explains, in order, what happens from the moment you open this site to the moment you hang up. It takes two minutes to read.

1. Read the lineup

The home page lists thirty phone numbers as numbered cards. Each card shows a style (for example filthy talk, housewives or posh), a one-line description, the number and a Call button. The order is reshuffled every day, so the numbers you see at the top are today’s order, not a ranking. Nothing here is rated, tested or recommended over anything else. Photographs are for entertainment only and are not the callers.

2. Narrow it down

If you know what you are after, use the chips along the top of the lineup: cheap lines, 24 hour, from mobile, live lines and the individual styles. Each page shows a shorter list of six to ten numbers.

3. Check the price

Every number is £1.00 per minute plus your network’s access charge. Premium-rate calls from mobiles often carry a higher access charge than calls from landlines, so check your provider’s price for 09 numbers if you are unsure. You must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission.

4. Call

On a mobile, tap the Call button and your phone’s dialler opens with the number ready. On a landline, dial the number shown, beginning 0909. You are connected to a live caller. Calls are recorded to comply with PSA regulations.

5. Talk, then hang up

Say hello and say what you are in the mood for. When you want to stop, hang up. You are charged for the time you were connected, and nothing more. There is no account to close and no subscription to cancel. If you would like to stop promotional texts, send ‘STOP ALL’ to 07860086062. For help with a call or a charge, ring the Customer Careline on 0203 455 2145.